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Radio Chaos
Comedy and Commentary from the Crescent City!

• Show 105: The Power of Prayer
  It snowed like hell in New Orleans today! Really. Hell has frozen over. Meanwhile, should you require further proof, Congressman 'Dollar' Bill Jefferson was voted out of office by a Republican. A Republican from Vietnam! First Republican Congressman since Reconstruction. Like we said-Hell froze over. Oh, snap!
• Show 104: Win a Date with a Rapist!
  This week the Krewe discusses their Thanksgiving hijinks, African pirates and the depression. The Commish rides his ghetto wheel clip player into the ground while NOLA runs retard drivers into trash cans. Fun for the whole family!
• Show 103: Subcutaneous Sangria
  NOLA Trey and the Fact Checker commiserate about their cooking casualties while some woman finds worms living in her brain. Meanwhile, the Commish has a run-in with a giant robot. Is the world coming to an end? Doubtful, since Michelle Obama is coined the new 'Black Jane Fonda.' This episode is a button fly for the mind!
• Show 102: Rocket Surgery and Brain Science
  After discussing the ramifications of the Obama win, the Krewe dissects the local art project known as 'Prospect.1' and NOLA Trey reviews Joe Jackson's recent concert. And his campaign for smoking. Finally, the Krewe decides they need to apply for $10 million in bailout funds.
• Show 101: Brown Butter and Presidents
  This week, NOLA Trey has the studio all to himself as Commissioner Chris is house shopping in Canada. So, we try to have a phone-chat with Rev. John but that does not go so well. Short and sweet, it's the 'Radio Chaos News Hour' with sexy diabetics.
• Show 100: Girls Night Out
  From gunshot monitors to Gretna Fest, our centennial show is packed to the gills with the honey sweet goodnesss that is the essence of Chaos. With a little help from our friend Jameson. Hear real live callers! Hear the long lost voice of Rev. John! ehar NOLA Trey wonder why lesbians always appear when he drinks gin! Oh-la-la!
• Show 99: Tiger Man!
  Commissioner Chris is out sick today but the good Dr. Beepers is in! Pinworm notwithstanding, we learn about acupuncture and local politics while Tito strips in the studio.
• Show 98: The Small Text Taketh Away
  This week the Krewe has sadistic fun watching the stock market tank only to have it interrupted by a constant feed of BREAKING NEWS! Then there's this issue of the elections. Gawd how we love us some politics!
• Show 97: Waterworks-A Political Incident
  Ceiling fans are nice but can be dangerous if one is jumping in excitement. To wit, we discuss baseball, Irish guys and NASCAR. The Saints are looking nice and mediocre while NOLA Trey holds a toilet rebuilding marathon. Chili pepper, anyone?
• Show 96: Just Plain Creepy
  The Commish returns from a NASCAR race only to be greeted by longtime listener and stalker JP. Now, JP initially concerned us with his stalker ways but having met him and heard his story, it turns out he is really a cool guy and a very good guest!
• Show 95: Meet Certain Death
  Hurricane Gustav-aka 'The Mother of all Storms' brought upon the Krewe a mandatory evacuation. Enjoy this marathon show describing how we all went our separate ways only to collide in pure Chaos form in the humble town of Jackson, Mississippi. We will never be the same. (NOTE: this was recorded during Hurricane Ike. Sorry, Texas)
• Show 94: Hard of Smelling
  Friends, today we learn why NOLA rules and ChiTown is cruel! The show is all about the Commish + FC's homecoming... and why they came running back. NOLA 1, Chicago 0.
• Show 93: Rub One Around
  This week the Krewe discovers they are visible on Google Street View-complete with drug dealers! NOLA's sister visits the 'dark side' while the Commish smokes with children. Dr. Beepers stops in to complain about his 'nut problems' and hits the booze. Check it!
• Show 92: Bitten By Spiders
  Somewhere between Huey Lewis concerts in the rain and 'grifters' pillaging grocery stores, we find time to unveil 'Vicky the Vibe' and discuss Derek Shepherd-the girlfriend beating, whore chasing, embezzling Senator from Merrero. To wit the S.V. coins the 'S.V.'s Silent NOA Politician Death Pool.' Who will off themselves first? We would tell you more but we are off to the Swinger Convention in Florida! Time to make 'Sexy Time.
• Show 91: Senators or Seniors?
  New Orleans is hosting a giant oil wrestling party in the Mississippi river this week! Unfortunately, said oil messes up the plantation's water supply. We figure it is a conspiracy as found on www.neworleans.gov/conspiracy to help bolster the bottled water industry. Meanwhile, we learn how the SV 'sucks off a spider,' how NOLA Trey looses a tooth and the details of Commissioner Chris' 'Wasp Holocaust.'
• Show 90: 2 for 5
  A local drug and alcohol rehabilitation center holds a fund raising event with an open bar! Only in New Orleans! Meanwhile, we have an impostor alert, Commisoner Chris' Wal-Mart White Trash Wonderland, Twang salt show and tell and the Devo Doll exposed! After NOLA rants on the NOPD, we invent the coolest technology you ever peed on-pregnancy evaluator.com!
• Show 89: The Essence of Essence
  This week, Dr. Beepers returns to discuss erectile dysfunction. Meanwhile, we learn that black men do not scare the Fact Checker. Heights, however, do. After a killer rap party sponsored by Coffee Mate, WImbeldon and a slight altercation with 'TatooZilla,' the SV and NOLA decide to pick up an authentic black hooker to celebrate. Quite a week!
• Show 88: Black Fag Flan
  Busy week, this one. We are planning our 4th of July celebration/war when the Commish and the FC decide to go dining on bugs at the Insectarium. Meanwhile, back at the ranch/plantation, ducks have invaded NOLA's yard to his prurient delight while he's busy opening the new Chaos Store! Sit back, sing the Black National Anthem and enjoy that the Commish still does not like to be interrupted! Meanwhile, we are off to the Federal School of Ghetto Language. Watermelon, anyone?
• Show 87: Meat Night!
  This week the Commish and the SV celebrated their birthdays. The SV and NOLA T had a nice dinner. The Commish opts for the tried and true approach and goes to a gay bar barbeque. Meanwhile, Dr. Beepers is in with a special report on Conspiracy Con. Cocaine, anyone?
• Show 86: Pet Sounds
  World, meet the 'Spank Bank' (and, to a lesser degree, 'Stabby/Slappy')! This week, we re-live women hurling vintage TVs at the Commish, Salad-Tossing German women and 'Bug-Sucking' TV reporters. Shuck It! The McOyster is here and you my NIlla!
• Show 85: Meet a Black Guy!
  This week we learn all about how Mean Ol Uncle Artie and Ted break up a gay pool orgy. Meanwhile, we have yet another installment of 'Dead Animal Plantation' for all you pet-lovers out there as well as a new segment titled, 'News for Jews.'. The news that Gov. Bobby Jindal is also an exorcist is paled by our first ever CD review. Beware the Witch Doctor, albinos!
• Show 84: Let's Go Dutch!
  Listeners, know that we heard your concerns! Ted is, in fact, still very much alive, despite having used the planation as his own personal toilet! And yes, friends, the fallout from that which was drinky Ted gets worse. Meanwhile, we discover that Jesus is phishing your bank account when not masquerading as a cocaine statue!